PiGGs
His Majesty the King of the Dehesa has signed the most popular royal decree in local history: Mondays shall henceforth be recognised as Official Nap Days. The announcement came after a twelve-minute cabinet meeting, nine minutes of which the King spent asleep.
Under the new rules, every resident is entitled to one patch of shade, a comfortable pile of leaves, and the right to ignore non-urgent oinks until lunchtime. The decree contains a notable exception for Acorn Lord, whose emergency snacking operations may continue around the clock.
Punk Pig called the decision “a suspiciously sensible act of rebellion,” while Lover Boar requested that romantic daydreaming count as a nap. Space Boar asked whether the decree applied in orbit. The royal lawyers have requested additional time to investigate.
The King insists this policy is about productivity. “A well-rested herd is a legendary herd,” he explained, before immediately falling asleep again. Economists have not been consulted, mainly because nobody knows where the dehesa keeps its economists.
PiGGs endorsed the decree with one condition: every nap must be followed by at least one excellent meme. The proposal passed unanimously, except for one goat who was not invited to vote.